“Glory lies beyond the horizon.”
Here, my armies once rode across the land. The place all the heroes who stood with me, through joy and sorrow, will never forget. I can make this world real because it still exists within our hearts! Behold my endless armies! Their bodies destroyed, and their souls offered to the world as Heroic Spirits. And still, these legendary heroes pledge their loyalty to me! My bond with them is my greatest treasure, my path of kingship! The ultimate Noble Phantasm that I, Iskandar, possess. Ionian Hetairoi!




I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the struggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

15 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | 301,300 notes


date a boy who is tall. date a boy who is sweet and caring. date a boy who loves cats and has great back muscles. date a boy who likes to swim. date a boy who is makoto tachibana

20 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | 19,951 notes

My friend wrote this article on Reddit and it is now going viral everywhere. She really did nail it. Reblog the shit out of this and spread it like wildfire!


My friend wrote this article on Reddit and it is now going viral everywhere. She really did nail it. Reblog the shit out of this and spread it like wildfire!

1 day ago on August 30th, 2014 | 87,765 notes


aww nasa has a page for space technology terms you can use in science fiction


1 day ago on August 30th, 2014 | 19,339 notes

I’ll be sending off the master ball holding magikarp off soon!

1 day ago on August 30th, 2014 | 0 notes


Got to bring it everywhere!

2 days ago on August 30th, 2014 | 37,778 notes



"Satoru Iwata also mentioned that several other titles are in development exclusively for the New Nintendo 3DS. These will not be playable on the old 3DS models."


Nintendo is the devil tbh

2 days ago on August 30th, 2014 | 3,583 notes


Five more random things about the New 3DS ⊟

We’ve covered the basics about the New 3DS\XL hardware and today’s related software announcements, but here are a few minor items about the portable, mostly gleaned from the Nintendo’s Japanese FAQ. It’s just random things to think about, s we wait for the handheld to release in the West next year.

  1. No more wireless switch on the New 3DS - you’ll need to turn the wireless function on and off through the Home menu.
  2. Speaking of wireless, you can now transfer media files to your PC without needing to pull out the microSD card. Unfortunately, this feature is supported by only Windows 8.1 and 7 systems, and not Macs. :o/
  3. To disable the built-in web browser’s parental control filter, users will need to register a valid credit card and pay a fee of ¥30 yen ($0.29), according to Kotaku.
  4. But thanks to its HTML5 support, the New 3DS’s browser can now play videos — I expect 3DS traffic to PornHub to spike!
  5. You’ll be able to play most DS games on the New 3DS, except for ones with odd cartridges or casing, like these three releases that Japanese 3DS pointed out.

Also, I said it earlier, but I’ll mention it again: it’s really cute that the colored lines for the Amiibo logo are the same as the ones on the *New* 3DS logo. The GIFs are via Xavier.

2 days ago on August 29th, 2014 | 1,686 notes


At last, the one we’ve been waiting for. We’ve hit 1000 followers! Thank you all, it’s nice to know there’ so many people out there doing good!

There will be three winners chosen!

  • The first winner will be chosen from entrants who follow the blog. This is to celebrate you dedicated ones, after all! They get to choose 6!
  • The second winner can be anyone who enters, and can choose 4 from the remaining pokemon.
  • The third winner can be anyone again, and gets the last 2.

Reblog to enter, the entry fee is to go put something cool in Wonder Trade.

Please, I do ask that everyone who enters does go and put something great in Wonder Trade. Something that will make some random person smile! Whether it’s a hard to get Pokemon, or a great item or something, please try. The whole point of this is to brighten up the community, so go make someone’s day! (Not sure what a good Pokemon is? See the FAQ on the page.)

  • Winners will be drawn on the first of October, and regular giveaways will still run in addition during that time.
  • Enter as many times as you like, just reblog and go be nice in Wonder Trade each time. Don’t spam though that’s lame.
  • Winner must respond within a few days and collect no later than a week after, or it gets released into wonder trade!
  • For every thousand notes I will add another prize.

Good luck everyone! <3

2 days ago on August 29th, 2014 | 377 notes


whoa tumblr mobile got a new feature that doesnt SUCK ASS for once what a surprise

Wait what is this feature i must know because I’m ding like 99% of my blogging on my phone

2 days ago on August 29th, 2014 | 2 notes